Download Pdf Images You Should Not Masturbate To Author Graham Johnson –

THE PERFECT GIFT FOR AN ADOLESCENT WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME IN THEIR BEDROOM Everybody Does It Nobody Wants To Talk About It But Have You Ever Wondered If There S An Effective Way Of Restraining Your Idle Hands When They Are In Danger Of Straying Into A Your Own Nether Regions Finally, There IsChoking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey, Airing The Orchid, Embarking On An Onanistic Odyssey Whatever You Call It, All Of The Images In This Book Will Discourage Any Urges Towards Self PleasureThis Deceptively Simple And Strangely Addictive Book Presents A Collection Of Carefully Curated Pictures Guaranteed To Throw A Wet Towel Over Even The Strongest Libido Or Put Any Soldier Standing To Attention At EaseIt Is As Effective As A Cold Shower And Will Save A Fortune In Tissues

10 thoughts on “Images You Should Not Masturbate To

  1. says:

    when MFSO recommended this book to me, all those months ago, i thought, finally a book i don t have to exhaust myself masturbating to a book whose images i can just enjoy platonically, without feeling compelled to feverishly pleasure myself with every turn of the page and yes, part of me wanted to rebel, to be all don t tell me what i can t do about it, and to masturbate to each and every one of those pictures, triumphantly, even if it depleted me forever but now that the book is out, i find the advice to be sound one should not masturbate to a picture of a dog in a wig this is good advice one should perhaps not masturbate to a photo of a hole in a tree now, i am not telling you people what to do in your own private lives i am very much in the camp of i don t care what turns you on as long as i don t have to watch you do it hell, i am the mascot for that camp do not masturbate to me, please but i think that if you have to masturbate, there are plenty of images even right here on the olde internet that could help you meet your goals a quick google of the words free porn tells me that there are still images of adult humans in various stages of undress for your delectation let this book remain unsullied by your lewd thoughts and actions except maybe this picture this one is just asking for it, really thank you, mfso come to my blog

  2. says:

    What the fuck.

  3. says:

    I would like to point out that the poet Harry Whitewolf recommended this book to me, I have no idea what he was searching for when he came across this book and I ve no idea why he instantly thought of me, but it happened, my mum warned me as a little kid about people like him, so it s my own thought for not listening to her.Anyways, this was a disappointing book, I think the title is the best thing about the book, who wouldn t want that on their shelf for nosey visitors to spot There are just a bunch of photos here, nothing else Some photos were included cos they look a bit rude, some are random and I don t get, who wouldn t find pink rubber gloves sexy some are pretty surreal and a couple are quite artistic, the guy putting what looks like a sex doll in a washing machine was poss the best photo in the book.Well that is that book read and I hope Harry Whitewolf is happy I read it and I look forward to his review.

  4. says:

    The One Line Review Scrap Bin Valentine s Day is gonna be so sizzlingly asexual this year The word should denotes a mere friendly suggestion in this context I ve never been one to let books tell me what to do TWSS The photography is beautiful, don t mar it with your filthy thoughts and fluids, no matter how tempting it is to shatter taboos with your lustful motions.

  5. says:

    I masturbated to it.

  6. says:

    Tell me what s not sexy about a man in a rabbit mask and tighty whities randomly confronting the camera in the middle of a forest Or a pair of salmon colored garden gloves Or a cocker spaniel in a wig Who on God s green earth wouldn t have their hand down their pants upon first cover sighting of a naked old man balls deep in an icy pool hacking away atsomething Either this book will take you on a psychosexual journey where you will learn things about yourself you never suspected possible or, likely, it will stanch the flow of your libido faster than a rocket sized butt plug after a mouthful of crystalline Cancun water Either way, you ll be laughing the whole time This book is a coffee table masterpiece of images that will make you go WHAT THE FUCK Strongly recommended for anyone with a hearty appreciation for the absurd Pick it up If you re a weirdo like me, you ll love it or, at the very least, you re guaranteed to win the undocumented award for most interesting coffee table book out of anyone, ever.

  7. says:

    A fantastic coffee table book for the in laws

  8. says:

    Spoilers Nothing to jerk off to here.

  9. says:

    entirely educational..I now know that almost any image can be made to look dirty and that most trees are filthy, dirty fiends.

  10. says:

    BEST.CHALLENGE.EVER Just ordered a copy to give my friend for his house warming party.